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Our BRAND NEW MENU HAS JUST LANDED and IT'S MORE ABSURD THAN EVER! don't worry all your favourites are still here but we've added some new mouth-watering creations, guarenteed to get your taste buds poppin' and followers watchin'! there's something for everyone, xtreem hot wings if you can handle the heat, A chilli chocolate wafflewich for the adventurous and even bird-less burgers for our veggie and vegan friends.

look out for...our weekly events and offerss, including  monday madness with 50% off your food bill when you book a table online and join us at the bar for the most absurd happy hour in town with 2-for-1 on all cocktails all day, every day! 

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The Absurd

With a desire to celebrate difference in all its craziness, it’s colors and shapes and sizes but with a sense of humor and fun, Absurd Bird was born.  We dreamed up a tale of 2 outcast birds who form a heart warming and unlikely friendship and embark on a series of outlandish adventures including a jail break from the cuckoos’s nest, where they pick up a flock of eccentric, crazy and off the wall companions and together navigate the twists and turns of life. We hope to share their stories with you as our own story unfolds and you also begin to cherish the heart and soul of our truly Absurd brand.

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Try our Absurd Moonshine & Absurd Lager, specially created by SoulShakers

The Drink

Fried Chicken & cocktails are a match made in heaven, so we've designed an epic new cocktail menu including sharing-style creations like our giant pornstar martini, guaranteed to get the party started! What's more, all our cocktails are 2-for-1 all day everyday! every absurd bird features a unique cocktail bar, complete with our own brand of absurd moonshine! listen ouT for our in-house playlist WITH all the latest tracks, party vibes all night long! 

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That Absurd moonshine is goooood

The Locations

There’s nowhere in the world right now with a diverse restaurant scene like London – so it’s the obvious starting point for the first chapter in the Absurd Story. Like Lio and Pasha, Spitalfields is an area proud to be different.  Full of independent shops and businesses, creative minds and amazing food, we are incredibly excited about being part of the neighborhood...

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