FRIED CHICKEN, COCKTAILS, WAFFLES & TUNES!

Born out of a passion for great food, drink & a love affair with the Deep South. Absurd Bird will take you on a journey full of colour & flavours. Sit back & let us look after you.

OUR mouth-watering creations, guarenteed to get your taste buds poppin' & followers watchin'!

Check out our weekly events & offers...

^{ALL DAY EVERY DAY - Happy Hours}

^{Absurd Lunching - Dishes with Drink inc. from £6.95}

^{Tuesday - All Burgers Half Price}

^{Wednesday - Bottomless Wings night}

_{APP-SURD THURSDAYS - EXCLUSIVE DEALS FOR MEMBERS}

^{weekends - Bottomless Brunches}

^{unidays app - up to 40% discount*}

_{Absurd BIRD LOYALTY APP - EARN POINTS on every purchase}

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CELEBRATE DIFFERENCE...

...IN ALL IT'S CRAZINESS...it’s colours, shapes & sizes. with humour, fun & little madness absurd bird was born.

it's a tale of 2 outcast birds who form a heart warming & unlikely friendship. They embark on a series of outlandish adventures... including a jail break from the cuckoos’s nest, where they pick up a flock of eccentric companions & together navigate the twists & turns of life.

Let us share their stories with you as our own story unfolds.

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Collect points for every 1£ you spend to claim rewards. Remember to scan your COLLECT POINTS QR code before every payment.

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Try our Absurd Moonshine & Absurd Lager, specially created by SoulShakers

FRIED CHICKEN & COCKTAILS ARE A hATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE... XTREEM HOT WINGS (IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE HEAT), MAMAS HOMEMADE CHICKEN & WAFFLES & 'THE TOTAL MELT' FOR THE ADVENTUROUS. OHH & BIRD-LESS BURGERS FOR OUR VEGGIE & VEGAN FRIENDS.

our epic cocktail menu including sharing-style creations like our giant pornstar martini, guaranteed to get the party started! What's more, all our cocktails are 2-for-1 all day everyday!

absurd bird features a unique cocktail bar, complete with our own brand of absurd moonshine! listen ouT for our in-house playlist WITH all the latest tracks, party vibes all night long!

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That Absurd moonshine is goooood

AN ABSURD WELCOME AWAITS YOU AT...

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^{London - Spitalfields}

^{London - Soho}

^{Bath - Southgate}

^{Exeter - guildhall}

^{Leeds - TRINIty kitchen}

^{Glasgow - nelson mandela place}

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