FRIED CHICKEN, COCKTAILS, WAFFLES & TUNES!

Born out of a passion for great food, drink & a love affair with the Deep South. Absurd Bird will take you on a journey full of colour & flavours. Sit back & let us look after you.

OUR mouth-watering creations, guarenteed to get your taste buds poppin' & followers watchin'!

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ALL DAY EVERY DAY - 2 FOR 1 COCKTAILS

Absurd Lunching - Dishes from £6.50

Monday Madness - 50% off your food bill

Tuesday - Burger, Bud & Beats £10

Wednesday/Thursday - Bottomless Wings night £12

weekends - Bottomless Brunches

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CELEBRATE DIFFERENCE...

...IN ALL IT'S CRAZINESS...it’s colours, shapes & sizes. with humour, fun & little madness absurd bird was born.

it's a tale of 2 outcast birds who form a heart warming & unlikely friendship. They embark on a series of outlandish adventures... including a jail break from the cuckoos’s nest, where they pick up a flock of eccentric companions & together navigate the twists & turns of life.

Let us share their stories with you as our own story unfolds.

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Try our Absurd Moonshine & Absurd Lager, specially created by SoulShakers

FRIED CHICKEN & COCKTAILS ARE A hATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!

THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE... XTREEM HOT WINGS (IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE HEAT), MAMAS HOMEMADE CHICKEN & WAFFLES & 'THE TOTAL MELT' FOR THE ADVENTUROUS. OHH & BIRD-LESS BURGERS FOR OUR VEGGIE & VEGAN FRIENDS.

our epic cocktail menu including sharing-style creations like our giant pornstar martini, guaranteed to get the party started! What's more, all our cocktails are 2-for-1 all day everyday!

absurd bird features a unique cocktail bar, complete with our own brand of absurd moonshine! listen ouT for our in-house playlist WITH all the latest tracks, party vibes all night long!

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That Absurd moonshine is goooood

AN ABSURD WELCOME AWAITS YOU AT...

London - Spitalfields

London - Soho

Bath - Southgate

Exeter - guildhall

Leeds - TRINIty kitchen

Glasgow - nelson mandela place (coming soon)

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